Well, we're all another year older, but some of us just insist on continuing to be MORONS. There's a new video making the rounds of a guy taping firecrackers to his LIPS and then LIGHTING them.
Luckily, he doesn't lose any body parts. But at the end, even he admits it was a dumb idea.
Just click on this link: Idiot Tapes Firecrackers to His Face." He lights them at :09.)